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The Kine Collective
Shitpants McGee
Shitpants McGee
People are saying - many people - that it smelled like the most luxurious, most incredible chocolate cake. The BEST! But folks, let me tell you... it wasn't cake. It was me. I had a little situation. TOTALLY NORMAL. Some people - VERY SMART PEOPLE - are calling it THE BEST NUMBER TWO EVER. Nobody poops their pants like I do. Believe me.
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Little Details
▪️Hand-blended and poured.
▪️Our melts ship fully cured and ready to melt.
▪️Made with premium fragrance oils.
▪️Scent strength varies by fragrance.
▪️We use a soy wax blend for a strong, long-lasting scent throw.
▪️FREE wax warmer liner included with every order!
▪️Vegan. Cruelty-free. Zero nonsense.
Our Wax & Fragrances
Every wax melt is hand-poured in our Lancaster, Pennsylvania studio. We use a premium American-made soy wax blend and high-quality fragrance oils that meet all safety standards, so you get bold scent throw without cutting corners.
No fillers, no gimmicks, just ridiculously good-smelling wax melts made with care, a slight fragrance obsession, and plenty of coffee. (wink)
About Our Made-To-Order Melts
After creating your melt, the wax and fragrance oil need time to become besties. Over a few days time, the scent becomes richer and stronger, giving you the best possible fragrance throw. Because these are MTO and we're pouring your order especially for you, we have a 7 day processing time which allows for proper curing.
When they arrive to you, they’ll be ready to melt and make your space smell ridiculously good!
How To Use
For the best experience, run your warmer for 4-8 hours at a time, then switch it off when you're done, especially before leaving or going to bed. When the scent fades, let the wax cool, remove it, and treat yourself to a fresh piece of wax!
Important Info
Please use common sense. Our creations may smell delicious, but please don’t eat or drink them. Not intended for children or animals. Melted wax is hot! Don't touch it! Don't put it on or in your body or anyone else's. Don't make it weird.